I Saw You

If you're ever looking for something funny to read, just go to the "I Saw You" section of the paper and I guarantee you'll find a good amount of cheesy and comical write ups. For real, who are these people that write this stuff?

They usually are along the lines of, "I saw you at the corner of Main and Broadway. The whole world froze around us the moment our eyes connected. I asked you for directions and you told me to turn left. How about we get together and map the rest of our lives." Some of them are so cheesy it makes me gag.

I'd like to know how many people read the "I Saw You" section of the paper. I don't usually unless a paper happens to be sitting in front of me and I leaf through every page until the very last one between the car ads and escort services where these ads usually are found.

Who knows, I may be missing tons of "I Saw You" ads from guys who I've happened to connect eyes with at the supermarket or gas station. Gosh, I better start checking daily from now on. My Prince Charming could be looking for me through an "I Saw You" ad and I would never know it! Oh, what a tragic thought.